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An Audi Quattro with five occupants arrives at the Italian border.
The Italian guard stops them and says: "It'sa gainsta da law to putta 5
people in a Quattro!"
"What's illegal about that?", asks the driver.
"Quattro meansa four", answers the Italian guard.
"Quattro is just the name of the car.", says the driver, not understanding
the guards point. " Look at the papers: the car is designed to carry 5
people!"
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me", answers the Italian. "Quattro meansa
four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the
law".
The driver looses his patience: "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!".
"Sorry", says the Italian. "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a
Fiat Uno".
The Italian guard stops them and says: "It'sa gainsta da law to putta 5
people in a Quattro!"
"What's illegal about that?", asks the driver.
"Quattro meansa four", answers the Italian guard.
"Quattro is just the name of the car.", says the driver, not understanding
the guards point. " Look at the papers: the car is designed to carry 5
people!"
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me", answers the Italian. "Quattro meansa
four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the
law".
The driver looses his patience: "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!".
"Sorry", says the Italian. "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a
Fiat Uno".
