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Bullshit Racing
- Gick med
- 6 Mar 2003
- Hoj
- BMW R1200GSA -12, Suzuki GSX-R750 K3, Yamaha XV1100 -91
Gammal?
A blonde, wanting to
earn some money, decided to hire herself out
as a handyman type person and started canvassing
a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front
door of the first house and asked the owner if
he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can
paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The
blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed
and told her that the paint and other materials
that she might need were in the garage. The man's
wife, inside the house, heard the conversation
and said to her husband, "Does she realize that
the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing
on it." A short time later the blonde came to
the door to collect her money. "You're finished
already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket
for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added,
"it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus
------------------------------------------------------------------------
In an airplane the captain told the passengers:
"This is your Captain speaking.
We are loosing height and we do not have fuel enough for reaching
land.
Therefore, we have to throw all baggage out of the airplane."
The airplane got height again.
Half an hour later the airplane lost height again and the captain
was in the loudspeakers once more:
"This is your captain speaking.
We are still loosing height, and we can not reach land
without having some passengers thrown out the plane.
It is a bad situation but we will do this in an honest and democratic
way
- we will use the alphabet - starting with the letter A.
"Are there any African passengers?" No one answered.
"Are there any Black passengers?" Still no one answered.
"Are there any Coloured passengers?"
Still no one answered but back in the airplane a little boy asked his
father:
"Dad, you have always told me to be honest.
We are both from Africa and have black coloured skin."
"Yes, my son. That is right. But today we are Niggers"
A blonde, wanting to
earn some money, decided to hire herself out
as a handyman type person and started canvassing
a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front
door of the first house and asked the owner if
he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can
paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The
blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed
and told her that the paint and other materials
that she might need were in the garage. The man's
wife, inside the house, heard the conversation
and said to her husband, "Does she realize that
the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing
on it." A short time later the blonde came to
the door to collect her money. "You're finished
already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket
for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added,
"it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus
------------------------------------------------------------------------
In an airplane the captain told the passengers:
"This is your Captain speaking.
We are loosing height and we do not have fuel enough for reaching
land.
Therefore, we have to throw all baggage out of the airplane."
The airplane got height again.
Half an hour later the airplane lost height again and the captain
was in the loudspeakers once more:
"This is your captain speaking.
We are still loosing height, and we can not reach land
without having some passengers thrown out the plane.
It is a bad situation but we will do this in an honest and democratic
way
- we will use the alphabet - starting with the letter A.
"Are there any African passengers?" No one answered.
"Are there any Black passengers?" Still no one answered.
"Are there any Coloured passengers?"
Still no one answered but back in the airplane a little boy asked his
father:
"Dad, you have always told me to be honest.
We are both from Africa and have black coloured skin."
"Yes, my son. That is right. But today we are Niggers"
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