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Speaking of Boyle's Law and physics;
The following is the final question given on a college physics midterm,
and will surely help in this discussion:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is
compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate
they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions
state that if you are not a member of their religion you will go to
Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people
do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to
stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until
Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by the lovely homecoming
queen, Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will
be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account
the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations
with her, then #2 cannot be true,
and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
The student received the only "A" given.
Fick mig att tänka på följande historia jag hittade på ett annat forum, någon annanstans..
/B
Speaking of Boyle's Law and physics;
The following is the final question given on a college physics midterm,
and will surely help in this discussion:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is
compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate
they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions
state that if you are not a member of their religion you will go to
Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people
do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to
stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until
Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by the lovely homecoming
queen, Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will
be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account
the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations
with her, then #2 cannot be true,
and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
The student received the only "A" given.
