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The CEO's for Carlsberg, Heineken and Guiness meet during a conference and made plans to eat lunch and have some beers together. At the resaturant they all ordered the same food but when the waitres asked them what they would like to drink.
Heineken's CEO said;
I would like to have something that is worth waiting for, I would like a Heineken.
Carlsberg's CEO said;
I would like to have what's probably the best bear in the world. I would like a Carlsberg!
The waitres then turned to Guiness CEO and he said;
I would like a coke!
Both Carlsberg's and Heineken's CEO's looked at each other somewhat surprised and then turned to Guiness CEO and asked him why he didn't take a guiness.
Well, we all agreed to go out to have a meal and some beers. But if you guys aint gonna drink beer, neither will I.
Heineken's CEO said;
I would like to have something that is worth waiting for, I would like a Heineken.
Carlsberg's CEO said;
I would like to have what's probably the best bear in the world. I would like a Carlsberg!
The waitres then turned to Guiness CEO and he said;
I would like a coke!
Both Carlsberg's and Heineken's CEO's looked at each other somewhat surprised and then turned to Guiness CEO and asked him why he didn't take a guiness.
Well, we all agreed to go out to have a meal and some beers. But if you guys aint gonna drink beer, neither will I.
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