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Gick med
10 May 2005
Ort
beautiful Valley
Hoj
Vakum
Skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva
Skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva
Skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva
Skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva
Skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva
Skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva
Skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva, skriva
skrivkramp..........
 

hojbrud

Snigelgruppen
Gick med
4 Feb 2005
Ort
Skåne
Hoj
Såld!! Z1000-06
Savage skrev:
2048960 Måste kolla lite på Matrix ettan igen. Jag har helt missat att det ska finnas en Speed Triple med i den.

Va e det en speed triple..
måste jag oxå kolla upp.. hehe
 

Jonathan

Guest
Bärgren skrev:
2049088 Jag är bajsnödig

Håll dig nån timme till om du kan. Sen när du väl skiter så kommer det kännas bättre än en orgasm :tummenupp



De som tycker sex är skönt har aldrig varit riktigt skitnödig :mattias
 

Bärgren

Förtidspensionerad bonnläpp
Gick med
30 Jul 2005
Ort
Eskilstuna/Åre
Hoj
Sykkeljävel, RS250, RD500 och CBR600RR
Jonathan skrev:
2049101 Håll dig nån timme till om du kan. Sen när du väl skiter så kommer det kännas bättre än en orgasm :tummenupp



De som tycker sex är skönt har aldrig varit riktigt skitnödig :mattias


WORD :fakta


Något annat som känns himmelskt skönt är jägarställning eller 90graders knäböj i X antal minuter. Sen när man ställer sig upp så ååååå... :tungan
 

AleX

Siktar högt, kommer lågt
Gick med
6 Mar 2003
Ort
Flyinge
Hoj
CBR929CBR600R6
detta var väldigt barnsligt o jag tänker inte skriva något :4skrika
 

HumAnyt

fort ibland.
Gick med
17 Mar 2005
Ort
Tidaholm
Hoj
GSXR-1000 K4 enbart :( (räknas monkybike -78 honda?:)
TÄNKER FAN INTE SKIRVA!
skriv på protestlistan här för ett friare sporthoj utan sådanhära trådar där man tvingas skriva.

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Jonathan

Guest
En till..

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
 

Jonathan

Guest
Ännu en

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
 
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