A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight
up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job".
The man behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshitin' me".
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".
up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job".
The man behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshitin' me".
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".