Humortråden, bidra med dina sjukaste, bästa och/eller tråkigaste skämt! OBS: låg nivå
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Cykelstyre
Gudomlig sporthojare
En liftare blir upplockad av en lastbilschaufför. Lastbilschauffören har en apa bredvid sig. Plötsligt slår chauffören till apan i bakhuvudet varpå apan börjar suga av honom. Liftaren tittar på lite förvånat.
-Du kan också få prova, säger chauffören. Liftaren: -Okej, men slå inte så hårt.
-Du kan också få prova, säger chauffören. Liftaren: -Okej, men slå inte så hårt.
Rasorblade
Ny medlem
snodd från Facebook!
"Bin Laden är nu död, men hans bröder Marme Laden, den något mörkare Choko Laden & vegetarianen Sal Laden är fortfarande på fri fot. Förutom dessa eftersöks även hans kusin Pinaco Laden, hans senila farbror Varfanvadejag Laden & den farliga vissångaren Bal Laden..."
"Bin Laden är nu död, men hans bröder Marme Laden, den något mörkare Choko Laden & vegetarianen Sal Laden är fortfarande på fri fot. Förutom dessa eftersöks även hans kusin Pinaco Laden, hans senila farbror Varfanvadejag Laden & den farliga vissångaren Bal Laden..."
Rasorblade
Ny medlem
Du glömde hans musikaliske bror....Ba Laden...
du menar vissångaren sist i mitt inlägg....
rookie
www.mixpix.se
Glöm inte bort den danska sysslingen RemouLaden samt hans följeslagare OxruLaden...
Married Four Times
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
machinima!!!
vilket spel?
DucceMonster
Ny medlem
http://www.break.com/index/shake-weight-cracks-up-news-station-2056378
Hur tänkte dom som gjorde detta träningsredskap?
Hur tänkte dom som gjorde detta träningsredskap?
Gmod jueee, de står ju enna
http://www.break.com/index/shake-weight-cracks-up-news-station-2056378
Hur tänkte dom som gjorde detta träningsredskap?
south park har gjort en kunglig parodi på den
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