Blackadder
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A recorded real radio conversation between the US Navy and the Canadian Coast Guard outside Newfoundland’s coast in 1995-10-10.
US Navy: Unidentified target, please change your course 15 degrees north to avoid collision.
Canadian coast guard: We recommend that you change your course 15 degrees south to avoid collision.
US Navy: This is the Captain on a US Navy ship, I repeat change your course!
Canadian coast guard: No sorry, we can’t. I repeat change Your course 15 degrees south!
US Navy: THIS IS CAPTAIN ‘JOHN DOE’ ONBOARD USS ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A BIG WARSHIP FROM THE AMERICAN NAVY. CHANGE YOUR COURSE NOW!
Canadian coast guard: This is a lighthouse, your call!
US Navy: Unidentified target, please change your course 15 degrees north to avoid collision.
Canadian coast guard: We recommend that you change your course 15 degrees south to avoid collision.
US Navy: This is the Captain on a US Navy ship, I repeat change your course!
Canadian coast guard: No sorry, we can’t. I repeat change Your course 15 degrees south!
US Navy: THIS IS CAPTAIN ‘JOHN DOE’ ONBOARD USS ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A BIG WARSHIP FROM THE AMERICAN NAVY. CHANGE YOUR COURSE NOW!
Canadian coast guard: This is a lighthouse, your call!