Roligt uttryck

[MHK]

Man ska inte vara kräsen som singel

 

[Hammet]

Bajslåda = häck
Flödarknapp = klitoris
kanelkanal = ändtarmsöppning

brunnslock=ändtarmsöppning
Brunn= häck

 

[cool_adde]

"gå in här ifrån!!! Båda tre!"

 

[mb]

"försvinn ur min åsikt!!"

 

[Anneli]

"Tänk på att ljuset i andra änden av tunneln... kan vara ett tåg..."

 

[Nicane]

- Övning ger träning
- Den som tar han har
- Den man ligger med får bädda
- Som man raggar får man ligga
- Det man inte vet har man ingen aning om
- Man ska inte kasta skit i stenhus
- hellre en bollkalle i kanalen än en kall *piiiiip* i *piiiiiiiip*

Denna skall uttalas på skånska:
Hellre spolarvätska i en Taunus än en polares vätska i *hrrrrrmmm*

 

[Mavve]

- Övning ger träning
- Den som tar han har
- Den man ligger med får bädda
- Som man raggar får man ligga
- Det man inte vet har man ingen aning om
- Man ska inte kasta skit i stenhus
- hellre en bollkalle i kanalen än en kall *piiiiip* i *piiiiiiiip*

Denna skall uttalas på skånska:
Hellre spolarvätska i en Taunus än en polares vätska i *hrrrrrmmm*

Trodde du var på ditt jobb och skrek hora eller nåt

750RR

 

[Nicane]

det är ju det jag är eller är jag det ju är det???

 

[Lokke]

Famous Sexual Quotes
********************

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
* Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
* Rodney C

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes Benz 380 SL"
* Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
* Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other 8 are unimportant." *George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
* Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
* Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
* Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
* Barbara Bush (Former First Lady), and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!

"Ah, yes, DIVORCE, from the Latin word meaning: To rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
* Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
* Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

 

[Lokke]

CHINESE PROVERBS
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

[mb]

men den som dricker whisky blir vackrast

observera: inte vackrare utan vackrast