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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war
party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three
days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What
is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief
admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I
will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later
that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the
blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you
tomorrow. "What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,....alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the
Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver
by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very
carefully for the very last time, you daft horse. I said, "BRING POSSE".
party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three
days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What
is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief
admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I
will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later
that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the
blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you
tomorrow. "What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,....alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the
Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver
by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very
carefully for the very last time, you daft horse. I said, "BRING POSSE".
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