Favoritkaraktär: Odiskutabel - Homer J (J stands for Jay) Simpson
Favoritavsnitt: 7G04 (There's no disgrace like home), 7F22 (Blood Feud), 8F08 (Flaming Moe's), 8F19 (Colonel Homer), 9F01 (Homer the heretic), 9F067 (Mr Plow) ... nej .. har alldeles för många favoritavsnitt nu när jag tänker efter.
Fast inga från säsongerna 14 och framåt .. det börjar tappa gnista .. tyvärr.
Favoritcitat 1: Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lögndetektorn exploderar)
Favoritcitat 2: Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!
Favoritcitat 3: Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Favoritcitat 4: (Moe är uppkopplad mot en lögndetektor).
Eddie: Did you hold a grudge aganist Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! (buzz) All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. (ding)
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzz)
"A" date. (buzz)
Dinner with friends (buzz)
Dinner alone. (buzz)
Watching TV alone. (buzz)
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz)
(sadly) Sears catalog. (ding)
(angry) Now would you unhook this already? I don't deserve this kind of shappy treatment! (buzz)
Favoritcitat 5: Homer: So a few people wont get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of letters people write. Dear somebody you never heard of, How was so and so, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Yours Truly, some Bozo, big loss!
Som bonus får jag lov att välja avsnitt BABF05 (Take my wife, sleaze) - Avsnittet när Homer bildar ett motorcykelgäng (Hell's Satans"). Favoritcitat från detta avsnitt är när Homer stolt visar upp bilden han fått publicerad i MC-blaskan (Outlaw Biker) av sitt gäng och Marge ser ett foto på sig själv i sängen sovandes på motstående sida under rubriken "This Month's Cycle Slut"
Homer: OH! They printed my photo of our gang! Carl looks great, you can't take a bad picture of that guy!
Marge: OOOOOOH! You took a picture of me when I was asleep????
Homer: But, if you'd been awake you would've said no. You can see the bind I was in ..
Marge: (läser i tidningen) Her turn-ons include thievery and liqour, her turn-offs include underpants, pedestrians and justice, dooh ..