Tråden för stötande skämt

[Surtees]

Ser lite olinjärt ut när man förskjuter nedre så att 2" markeringen stämmer

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Det gör det, men det är väl enklast att jämföra en längre sträcka.

 

[Surtees]

Om jag någon gång åker till Australien så ska jag köpa Millimeterstock och måttband där (för internethandel är inte uppfunnet där jag bor).

Dom lär enligt uppgift inte ha varken CM eller DM utritade, utan enbart mm.

Ska man ha en planka som är en meter och tjugosju cm med 4mm marginal så blir det 1274mm och så står det på ritningarna också...

Det är oavsett om du måttsätter en tändsticksask eller en fotbollshall.

Intressant.....

 

[Ivil]

Nä inte alls. Detta är en millimeterstock, det de flesta felaktigt benämner som tumstockView attachment 487061

Kallart meterstock. Kärt barn har tydligen många namn.

 

[GuW]

Intressant..... View attachment 487063

Jo, jag vet, men internethandeln har inte kommit hit än...

(eller så var det inte sååå viktigt)

 

[Surtees]

Jo, jag vet, men internethandeln har inte kommit hit än...

(eller så var det inte sååå viktigt)

Det var inte köpförslag jag tänkte, men blev nyfiken på om det var så "down under". Bästa sättet att få bekräftat är oftast att göra ett bild- eller shopping- sök.

 

[Hoztic]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser ... at half the price.'

 

[SJP]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser ... at half the price.'

Fast just Budweiser är ju nästan mer spy-framkallande än att knulla en skata....

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[Hoztic]

An elderly man is driving his wife on a road trip around the south east of England. Shortly after getting on to the A2, a police car signals them to pull over, and the old man obliges. The police officer walks up to the driver's side and the old man winds down the window.
The policeman asks him, "Is there something wrong with your car, sir?"
"No. I don't think so."
"Then why were you driving so slowly?"
"Slowly?"
"Do you have any idea what speed you were doing?"
"Yes. Exactly 2 mph."
"The speed limit along here is 70 mph. You can't drive that slowly. It's very dangerous."
"Oh. I thought the speed limit was 2 mph, as it's the A2."
"It is the A2, but the speed limit along here is 70 mph. I will let you off for now, but you need to speed up to around that speed."
The old man agrees to do so. As the police officer is about to return to his car, he looks over at the old lady in the passenger seat and sees that she has been staring dead ahead for the whole time and is covered in sweat, shaking. He asks what's wrong with her.
"Oh her? She's been like that since the A259."

 

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[steffe]

 

[GuW]

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Jag såg ett klipp på en sån där tjej med rosa hår och kattöron som gick omkring på en bilutställning med en sån.
Det var fler som var intresserad av att se hur hennes "underglow kit" var monterat än som tittade på bilarnas---

 

[Wunder]

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Ser han inte ut som Steve-O? Kanske skylten är för honom själv...

 

[steffe]

 

[Brute Force]

 

[steffe]

 

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[Polizei]

Centerpartister är som hundar
Kan inte säga R, äter skor och juckar små barn.