Tråden för stötande skämt

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[Comeback]

Stötande skämt eller hur ?​

https://www.gp.se/sport/segerkramen-censurerades-i-kina-anspelade-på-massaker-1.111634314

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[Hoztic]

A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and when he is standing in front of her she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to carress his beard.
"Are you the boss of this Bistro?" she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.

"Ehhh. No. Not at all!" the barkeeper replies.

"Would you please call him here?" the lady asks and gently touches his hair.

"Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!" the barkeeper sighs who has - no doubt - fun with this situation.

"Would you then please do me a great favour?" the lady asks and follows gently the line of his lips.

"Of course. What ever you wish!" the barkeeper moans.

"I want to leave a message for the boss!" she says and let first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on.

"What message?" the barkeeper asks with the two fingers in his mouth.

"Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel on the lady's toilet!"

 

[Hoztic]

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[erikn]

A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and when he is standing in front of her she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to carress his beard.
"Are you the boss of this Bistro?" she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.

"Ehhh. No. Not at all!" the barkeeper replies.

"Would you please call him here?" the lady asks and gently touches his hair.

"Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!" the barkeeper sighs who has - no doubt - fun with this situation.

"Would you then please do me a great favour?" the lady asks and follows gently the line of his lips.

"Of course. What ever you wish!" the barkeeper moans.

"I want to leave a message for the boss!" she says and let first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on.

"What message?" the barkeeper asks with the two fingers in his mouth.

"Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel on the lady's toilet!"

Fick mig att tänka på den här.

 

[Micke R]

 

[oops164]

 

[sportbike]

Idag har alla nysvenskar namnsdag

 

[steffe]

 

[Comeback]

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Kalle och Tobbe har gett sig ut på Vänern för att som många andra som tagit larmet om en saknad vindsurfare på allvar ge sig ut och söka och de har tyckt att man kan ju kolla runt lite.
På en ö får Toppe syn på en man som ligger helt utslagen på stranden. De kommer iland, han svarar inte på tilltal och Kalle känner ingen puls så de börjar hjärt-lungräddning. Kalle blåser in luft och Tobbe trycker på hjärtat. Kalle beklagar sig över den dåliga andedräkten, inte Pepsodent direkt men Tobbe säger att det är bara jobba på tills helikoptern kommer, jag ringde ju 112. Så kastar Tobbe en blick nedåt på vindsurfaren: Jag tror inte det är vindsurfaren, han har skridskor på fötterna !