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[Garpe]

Striding on the candy store, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Garpe! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to fuck you with such disregard for common sense, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

 

[McB]

Running out of the tundra, swinging a thorned whip, cometh McB! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you scream like a banshee, then bake cookies!!!"

 

["FUBAR"]

Striding over the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh FUBAR! And he gives a vengeful scream:

I'm going to flog you so forcibly, you will not be able to see straight!!

 

[snobben]

Mina två var helt okey!
"I'm going to pulverize you into a new dimension of pain!!!" &
"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

 

[TwinSucker]

Stalking across the steppes, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh TwinSucker!

"I'm going to beat you beyond your expiration date, and launch you into deep space!"

Rolig sida

 

[zoddri]

Lo! Who is that, skulking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Zoddri, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pulverize you so hard, it will be a new form of crime!"

med mitt riktiga namn:
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!"

 

[jimler]

hehehe så låter jag när tjejen få smaka klubba

Who is that, rampaging on the terrain! It is Jimler, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you with such wanton cruelty, the devil himself will plead for mercy!"

 

[MulleMuck]

Skulking across the freeway, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh redlime! And he gives a mighty scream:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I feel like chicken tonight!!"

 

[Zeeall]

Lo! Who is that, stalking through the terrain! It is Zeeall, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars apocalyptically:

"In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

 

[Henken]

Sprinting across the tundra, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Henken! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to punch you with such wanton cruelty, you will wake up from the Matrix!"

 

[D-one]

Riktiga namn:

"I'm going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!!!"

 

[Evil M]

Lo! Who is that, stalking over the icy wasteland! It is Evil M, hands clutching a burning branch! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!"

 

[abstruse]

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!"

 

[Biker66]

Hark! Who is that, rampaging amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Biker66, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He bellows gutterally:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I slice through beating hearts like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

Lite gulligt faktiskt

 

[Maxout]

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

 

[Bengan]

Zang! Who is that, sprinting through the mountains! It is Bengan, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a vengeful bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !"


bah, "rm-rf /" måste ju skrivas

 

[sharpedge]

Yea, verily: Who is that, running through the plains! It is Sharpedge, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He cries mightily:

"Hail the blood-letting! I bring darkness and mayhem like a sentient bulldozer!!"

 

[morlock]

Zang! Who is that, striding out of the terrain! It is Morlock, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows mightily:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!!"

 

[Dufva]

Running out of the tarmac, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Dufva! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate like a sentient bulldozer!!!"

 

[PIX]

Hark! Who is that, striding through the tarmac! It is Pix, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"


mitt riktiga namn:

Sprinting amidst the desert, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Christian! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to fuck you until you bleed puke!"