Tråden för stötande skämt
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FZR1000_2LA
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Ohhh fy fan vad hemsk rena skräckfilmen i realitet???
Finns att hyra i Dalslands kanal..
Jag har sett en som har byggt en pontonflotte som husvagnen ryms på som även kan ha skidor på vintern och dras ut som fiskekoja för pimpling användas som husbåt, eller som husvagn.
En del gillar verkligen att bajsa i portapotti och äta burkmat.
FZR1000_2LA
Tekniknörd
Hoztic
Alltid på väg mot nya mål
One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. Since he'd heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and - oh, surprise, out popped a genie.
The genie asked, as genies will, "What is your first wish?"
The government worker thought about it for a second, then replied, "I would like to be rich!" So the genie granted him his wish, and poof the man was surrounded by piles of money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates.
Since the government worker knew the whole wish process, the genie didn't even have to ask for number two before he said, "My second wish is to be on an island with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!" And poof, he was there.
Then the government worker or, as I like to call him, civil servant decided on his third wish, "I don't want to do any work ever again!" and poof ubiquitous ironic twist he was back in his office.
The genie asked, as genies will, "What is your first wish?"
The government worker thought about it for a second, then replied, "I would like to be rich!" So the genie granted him his wish, and poof the man was surrounded by piles of money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates.
Since the government worker knew the whole wish process, the genie didn't even have to ask for number two before he said, "My second wish is to be on an island with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!" And poof, he was there.
Then the government worker or, as I like to call him, civil servant decided on his third wish, "I don't want to do any work ever again!" and poof ubiquitous ironic twist he was back in his office.
FZR1000_2LA
Tekniknörd
FZR1000_2LA
Tekniknörd
FZR1000_2LA
Tekniknörd
Detta är väl stötande om något, men tyvärr inget skämt.
Men dock uttalat av ett "skämt"
Men dock uttalat av ett "skämt"
team toker
Gudomlig sporthojare
jo han är ett jävla skämt
Ett skämt är roligt svetsare är bara tragisk.
Comeback
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- 25 Jul 2010
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- Suzuki SV650S -00 såld TriumphSprintRS-01 såld Suzuki GSX1300R -08
Att gp.se kallar VASA's utflykt från kajen till botten för en resa är ett stötande skämt. Tycker jag.
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