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[amullo]

Kolla vad du får.
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Mitt blev:
Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the hotel lobby! It is amullo, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries gutterally:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

Stämmer ju nästan!

 

[SuperMicke]

Who is that, prowling through the candy store! It is SuperMicke, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you until you pee fire, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

Hmm... måste nog erkänna att dom orden har kommit ur min mun vid ett flertal tillfällen.

 

[Solid snake]

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the steppes! It is Solid Snake, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts mightily:



"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

 

[Chris Ash]

Sprinting along the tarmac, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Chris Ash! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to bludgeon you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

 

[Penguin]

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!"

 

[Pyton]

Stalking out of the wasteland, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Pyton! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to contort you faster than the speed of sound, then bake cookies!!"


Cookies!! Det var ju tufft...

 

[P@trik]

"I'm going to bludgeon you all the way to Uranus, and dip you in uranium!"

 

[betsy]

"I'm going to punch you into the fourth dimension, then bake cookies!!"

Penguin: städar du ugnen när jag bakat?

 

[Biturbo]

Rampaging over the freeway, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Biturbo! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to fuck you so thoroughly, your screams will reanimate the dead!!!"

EDIT: oversized scalpel skulle ju kunna översättas till firebladen

 

[ft]

Jag fattar ingenting, men tycker ändå att min hade lite stil.

Prowling amidst the hotel lobby, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh ft! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"

 

[Biturbo]

"I'm going to punch you into the fourth dimension, then bake cookies!!"

Penguin: städar du ugnen när jag bakat?

Jag gillar kakor! Får man smaka?

 

[MBGIRL]

På mitt riktiga namn
"I'm seriously going to hump you so heinously, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

 

[Biturbo]

På mitt riktiga namn
"I'm seriously going to hump you so heinously, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

Mitt riktiga namn:

"I'm going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport, and plug you into a power plant!!!"

 

[Brutus]

"I'm going to fuck you into the stuff of nightmares, and plunge you into financial ruin!"

 

[crashtestdummy]

På mitt riktiga namn
"I'm seriously going to hump you so heinously, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

I want a date with you hunny...
David

 

[crashtestdummy]

Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the hotel lobby! It is Crashtestdummy, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel grunt, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I lay waste to the landscape like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

Riktigta namnet

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the tarmac! It is David, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

 

[Bart]

"I'm going to flog you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"

 

[rimag]

Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the fields! It is Rimag, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous roar, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"

 

[kiko]

Hark! Who is that, striding out of the cliffs! It is Kiko, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries ominously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

Hmmm ... låter som jag när jag samtalar med mina hojar i garaget

 

[BlueNinJa]

Who is that, striding on the freeway! It is Blueninja, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

Riktiga namn: Hark! Who is that, stalking on the mountains! It is Teddy, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He cries mightily:

"I'm seriously going to smash you so forcibly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"