Dialogen mellan doktorn (Leslie Nielsen) och flygkaptenen i "Airplane", när doktorn undersökt en kvinna som är svårt sjuk på planet.
- Captain, how soon can you land the plane?
- I can´t tell
- You can tell me, i´m a doctor
Samma doktor till flygvärdinnan:
- You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
- A hospital? What is it?
- It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Doktorn till en passagerare på planet:
- Can you fly this plane, and land it?
- Surely you can't be serious?
- I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.