Ricky was in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife
was really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD
BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning, Ricky got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused and curious, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new....BATHROOM SCALE.
Ricky has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.
En till då:
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those
headaches
I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'
'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told
me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat:
I do not have a headache.
I do not have a headache.
I do not have a headache.
It worked! The headaches are all gone!'
The husband replies, 'Well, that is wonderful.'
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?'
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
clothes grabs his wife and carries he r into the bedroom. He
puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps
into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
before.
His wife says, 'Boy, that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was
even
better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the
bathroom,
she sees him standing at the mirror and saying:
'She's not my wife.'
'She's not my wife.'
'She's not my wife!'
~~His funeral service will be held on Monday.~~
