Groundskeeper Willy vinner lätt.
Willy: "Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?"
Doris: "Yes. Yes we do".
Willy: "THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN"
Doris: "....okeydokey".
(Lite senare)
Willy: "Nobody outruns a greased up scotsman"
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Doris: "The school is in a slump. They even got...